Land of Dorkness and Height

saccharinesinger:

mageofpie:

Hmmmmmm…

whats extra funny is that they’re both carrying loud, obnoxious tools

sassygaybabies:

A Homestuck AU where everything is the same except John starts every pesterlog by saying “i have an erection,” my contribution; Johnjade edition.

this explains everything

jaykind:

hermster:

numquam-vincar:

gravlites:

luxio:

> Enter name.

Your name is KE$HA. You have just woken up feeling like P. DIDDY. You also feel like you have a HANGOVER, but that’s pretty much normal. What isn’t normal is that you apparently slept in a ROGUE BATHTUB. At least, you’re pretty sure you never had a bathtub situated at the top of your stairs. You have absolutely no memory of last night, but you’re going to guess it was RAW AS HELL.

> Ke$ha: Go outside.

You step outside into a marsh of WHISKEY. Is this heaven? Actually, it’s the Land of Whiskey and Glitter. But you already knew that. You’ve been playing this game for quite, although you’ve been WASTED OFF YOUR ASS for most of it.

> Ke$ha: Get inside your fucking Gold Trans Am.

Wam, bam, thank you ma’am. You probably shouldn’t be driving in your present state, but you may as well make the most of the day like you’re gonna die young.

this is now officially my fave AU ever what the fuck.

oh god this is perfect

SCREAMS YES

this is the best au everyone else can go home

If her patron troll isn’t Vriska I’m gonna yell.